For Fun

Just For Fun: Jokes, Puns and Riddles

Email us at wyatt5728@yahoo.com if you have a sidewalk joke or riddle, we will post it here!

What are the three truths of concrete?

You walk all over them everyday but never stop to think about them. What are they?

T̶h̶e̶ ̶M̶a̶i̶n̶t̶e̶n̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶T̶e̶a̶m̶.

No silly, Your Sidewalks!

What do D.A.R.E. and sidewalks have in common?

Keepin' kids off the streets.

Why don't you ever see crabs driving on roads?

They prefer the sidewalk.

If you keep walking in circles you'll be well rounded.

What do you get when you cross a sidewalk and a street?

You get to the other side.

It's OK for kids to draw shapes on the sidewalk with chalk...

But the street is where I draw the line.

Why are sidewalks great audiences for amateur comedians?

Because they are always cracking up!

Did you hear about the dog that had puppies on the sidewalk?

She got a ticket for littering...

I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can tell people I walk Five Miles every day.

"I'm crazy about sidewalks!" -(Scout Services FL)

--but I'll try to curb my enthusiasm.

How will we figure out who stepped in this recently poured sidewalk?

Look at the concrete evidence.

The more you take, the more you leave behind...What are they?

Footsteps.

What do Fingers, Eggs and Sidewalks have in common?

They all crack!

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